Things that caught my eye

Letterman's Top Ten Jan 2:

Top Ten George W. Bush New Year's Resolutions...

10. Fewer decisions based on wild, drunken hunches
9. Have N.S.A. find out what really happened between Nick and Jessica
8. Stop using Situation Room monitors to play X-Box 360
7. More C-SPAN, less "Yes, Dear"
6. Team up with leading scientists to make Cheetos even cheesier
5. To capture and bring to justice King Kong
4. Beat the twins at beer pong
3. Respond to reporters questions with, "Bitch, don't go there"
2. Scale back on grueling 12-hour work week
1. "Who needs resolutons? Everythng is fine"

---Late Show with David Letterman

And....The world's worst parents - for today at least:

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/01/05/HOMEALONE.TMP

Apparently, these two idiots thought it was important enough to hire a pet sitter for puppies, but the two sons (10 and 5) didn't need a guardian while they went to Vegas.

Fucking morons.